how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
"You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman
always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home.